Desserts

25 recipes

Banoffee Pie

Banoffee Pie

The toffee layer is the only stage that takes time: an unopened tin of sweetened condensed milk simmered in water for 3 hours turns into deep amber dulce de leche. The biscuit base is digestives crushed and bound with melted butter, pressed into a tart tin and chilled. The toffee goes on cold, the bananas are sliced just before serving (so they don't brown), the cream is whipped to soft peaks. Assembled in order. Dusted with cocoa or grated dark chocolate. Cut with a knife dipped in hot water for clean slices.

8 hours 25 minutes Serves8
Cinnamon Swirl Buns

Cinnamon Swirl Buns

A milk-and-butter enriched dough, kneaded long enough to develop the gluten that gives the buns their pillow-pull texture. Rolled into a rectangle, brushed with melted butter, scattered with a brown sugar-cinnamon-salt mix. Rolled into a tight log, sliced into 12 equal spirals, set in a buttered tin with a small gap between each (so they rise into each other to give the soft pull-apart edge). Risen until puffy, brushed with egg wash, baked. The sugar inside the spiral half-melts into a soft caramel ribbon. Brushed with a warm syrup glaze as they leave the oven and dusted with icing sugar (or topped with a thick water icing) for the bakery-window finish.

2 hours 55 minutes Serves12
Eton Mess

Eton Mess

Strawberries are hulled and quartered (or sliced thick). Half are macerated in a wide bowl with sugar and a splash of balsamic vinegar (or lemon juice) for 30 minutes, they release a glossy pink syrup. The other half stay whole-ish and crisp. Cream is whipped with vanilla and icing sugar to soft peaks (not stiff peaks, too firm and the mess loses its silkiness). Ready-made meringue nests (or homemade) are crushed into rough pieces. At the moment of serving: cream goes into a wide bowl or glasses, the macerated strawberries and their syrup are folded through with broken strokes (leaving streaks, not blended); the unmacerated berries are scattered over; the meringue is crushed in last; everything assembles in messy layers. Eaten within 10 minutes, meringue softens fast.

45 minutes Serves4
Millionaire's Shortbread

Millionaire's Shortbread

A precise, three-stage bake. The shortbread base is rubbed-in, pressed into a lined tin and baked golden. The caramel is made on the hob: butter, sugar, golden syrup and condensed milk stirred over a low heat for about ten minutes until it thickens to soft-set fudge consistency. Poured over the cooled shortbread, chilled until firm. The chocolate top is melted, poured on, scored with a fork into wavy lines (the classic finish) or left smooth. Chilled, cut into 16 squares with a hot knife.

2 hours 37 minutes Serves16
Pecan Nut Pastry Plait

Pecan Nut Pastry Plait

A puff-pastry plait built around a thick pecan filling - chopped pecans bound with brown sugar, melted butter, golden syrup, egg yolk and a splash of bourbon. The pastry is rolled into a long rectangle, the filling spread down the centre third, the sides cut into diagonal strips and folded over alternately to form the plaited top. Egg-washed, baked until deep golden, glazed with warm sieved apricot jam to set the colour, drizzled with a thin water icing across the centre.

1 hour 55 minutes Serves8
Rocky Road Tiffin

Rocky Road Tiffin

A hybrid: the no-bake biscuit base from a classic Scottish tiffin meets the marshmallow-and-nut load of an American rocky road. The base is digestives crushed mostly fine with some chunkier pieces, melted into butter-cocoa-syrup, mixed with mini marshmallows, glace cherries (optional), chopped pecans or hazelnuts, and chunks of fudge or honeycomb. Pressed into a tin, capped with milk chocolate, criss-crossed with white-chocolate drizzle. The chocolate top sets fast in the fridge; the marshmallows give the bake its characteristic uneven, rocky-looking surface where they push up against the chocolate.

2 hours 20 minutes Serves16
Salted Caramel Tiffin

Salted Caramel Tiffin

A three-layer take on the Scottish no-bake tiffin. The base mirrors the classic: crushed digestives melted into a butter-cocoa-syrup mixture, pressed firm. Onto that goes a stovetop salted caramel cooked to soft-set - butter, brown sugar, golden syrup, condensed milk, with a pinch of sea salt stirred through at the end. Topped with dark chocolate (70% - the sweetness of the caramel needs the bitter counter) and a scatter of flaky salt while the chocolate is still wet so it sticks. Three layers of three textures: biscuity, chewy, snappy.

3 hours 42 minutes Serves16
Simnel Cake

Simnel Cake

A relatively light fruit cake (less dense than Christmas cake) flavoured with mixed peel, currants, sultanas, glace cherries and a generous spoon of mixed spice. Half the batter goes into the lined tin, then a disc of rolled marzipan, then the rest of the batter. Baked low and slow so the marzipan layer melts slightly and the cake bakes through evenly. Once cool, the top is brushed with warm apricot jam, a second marzipan disc is laid on, and eleven small balls of marzipan are arranged around the rim. The top is flashed under a hot grill to colour the marzipan amber.

3 hours Serves12
Spotted Dick

Spotted Dick

A steamed suet pudding: self-raising flour, shredded beef suet (or vegetarian suet), caster sugar and a pinch of salt mix dry. Lemon zest, currants and sultanas fold through. Whole milk binds to a soft dropping consistency. Tipped into a buttered pudding basin (1-litre); covered with a pleated baking-paper-and-foil lid (or a tied muslin cloth); placed in a steamer or a deep pot with a tea-towel under the basin and water halfway up; steamed for 2 hours, topping up water as needed. Inverted onto a plate; sliced; served warm with hot vanilla custard.

2 hours 20 minutes Serves6
Treacle Tart

Treacle Tart

Sweet shortcrust pastry: plain flour rubs with cold butter to breadcrumb texture; icing sugar adds sweetness; an egg yolk binds with a splash of water. Rests in the fridge 1 hour. The pastry is rolled, lined into a 22 cm fluted tart tin, pricked, chilled again, and blind-baked with baking beans for 15 min, then 5 more min uncovered. Filling: warm golden syrup, lemon zest and juice, fresh breadcrumbs from a day-old loaf, a beaten egg and a small pinch of ginger / cinnamon. Stirred together; poured into the blind-baked case. Baked at 180°C 25-30 min until set with a slight wobble. Cooled to warm; served with cold clotted cream.

2 hours 5 minutes Serves8